Humorous Wedding Toasts to the Newlyweds :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Toasts to the NewlywedsLearning to LoveTo the newlyweds,When you catch to love hell, you will be in heavenForsake nonForsake not an old wife, for the new is not comparable to her. A new wife is as new wine when she is old, thou shalt sup her with pleasure.A Clean ShirtHeres that you may always haveA clean shirtA clean moral senseAnd a dollar in our pocket.Health and ProsperityHeres to health and prosperity,To you and all your posterity.And them that doesnt drink with sincerity,That they may be ill-starred for all eternity DiplomacyGetting married is like getting a masters degree in diplomacy.In just cardinal short years you will develop the ability to tell your married man to go to hell,So that he will look forward to do the trip.Facing ProblemsSooner or later, in every marriage, you will occur problems When this time comes, you must take the bull